i’m not cleaning that up
haven’t seen that show in three years and i still managed to read that in her voice
The cartoon is living my dream.
"Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."
"He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
"So he's your...."
(During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
"How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
"....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
"You're sexually active, then."
"How many times have you been pregnant?"
"O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
"I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."
"Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"
"I fuck girls."
A Voice For Men, one of the most prominent men’s rights websites out there, advocates for women who are being sexually harassed to “envision the person talking to [them] as human” and to thank them.
The new civil rights movement has truly arrived.
I think I just threw up
There is a really easy way of not being dicks, gentlemen. It will require you to consider the point of view of someone other than yourself. It will require you to envision the person you’re talking to as a human and not a walking pair of boobs. It will require you to envision a world in which your dick and your ego are not the governing principles. It will require you to acknowledge that women are people and they have vastly different world experiences than you do, many of which involve sexual violence and fear.
Listen carefully. Two words. You can’t go wrong.
S H U T U P
how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.
ahh, makes sense.
THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN I, AS A MALE WITH MANY FEMALE FRIENDS, HAVE TO FREQUENTLY PRETEND TO BE MY FRIENDS’ BOYFRIEND SIMPLY SO OTHER DUDES WON’T BE CREEPY AND FUCKING GROPE THEM
THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN THEY RESPECT COMPETITION MORE THAN THE ACTUAL PERSON THEY’RE TRYING TO GET WITH