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reasons why periods suck

homoish:

  • u get horny over fucking everything
  • blood
  • you fucking ruin your panties
  • fuck
  • what the hell
  • people just fucking stop
  • this list is fucking awful

(via trust)

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certan:

deleting my school to focus on tumblr

(via succeeding)

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batter-sempai:

thetrailmixteapot:

ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

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Oh my gosh, that explains why some dogs put their head to one side when you talk to them. They’re not confused, they’re trying to listen to us better. Awww.

(via mymphr)

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not-ellas:

ophelia-tagloff:

What in the actual fuck?

All the kinks, right here. I can stop Tumbling forever.

Fuck my life. Literally.

(Source: romy7, via malmalquay)

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00:23

charismcfly:

Shout it from the rooftops

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23:22
It’s not who you want to spend Friday night with, it’s who you want to spend all day Saturday with

— Friends with Benefits (via bobthebloodybuilder)



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23:20

colipopss:


29. A photo of someone you find attractive

Mila kunis and Justin Timberlake are both just perfect

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23:20

troylered:

"I’m not gonna do the Ice Bucket Challenge. I’m very sorry. It’s not gonna make a difference if I do it or not. Everyone knows about the Ice Bucket Challenge by this point. So instead, I wanted to do what it seems like a lot of people who do the Ice Bucket Challenge don’t do, which is talk about ALS, explain what ALS is. I mean, that was the point, right? […] I’m glad the Ice Bucket Challenge is giving ALS all this attention. […] Like I’ve said, I’m gonna donate a thousand dollars." (via)

Donate: http://alsa.org/donate

(via troylered)

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23:18

twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."

(via malmalquay)

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my life has a new direction every week